Forrest: Ahhh, wha'ed you do that for man, I'm on your freaking team.
Ryan: Sorry brother, my bad couldn't see you.
Forrest: Douche, hey watch behind you
(sounds of rapid fire)
Ryan: Got the bastard, thanks for the heads up man
Forrest: Man I've got so much homework
Ryan: F*** it, you can do it tomorrow
(sounds of rapid fire)
Ryan: F my life, this game f***ing sucks man
Forrest: That douche is totally just squat killing (not totally sure on this one)
(knock on the door from me)(more rapid fire)
Ryan: Yeah
Me: Hey guys could you keep it down a little bit it's quite hours
Forrest: Oh yea sorry dude we'll shut the door
It makes me wonder am I really a "dude" but beyond that what would Joyce think (WWJT)?
I think he would laugh and go back to cackling evilly over Finnegans Wake (which is the laughter I imagined when Dr. Sexson said he laughed as he wrote it.